We have a porch with big windows and a kitty climbing tree with two perches so we can watch the birds and feel the breeze. We have an entire room just for our potty pan. I knew we were special, but this might be over the top. Shh! Don't tell our humans I said that, we're enjoying this life!
We have lots of toys, two of our toy birds even chirp. It almost sounds like the ones outside the porch windows, but the toy bird doesn't taste very good. I wish our human would let us out, but I guess that isn't going to happen. We get shooed away from the doors every time we even get a little close to them.
Went to the vet last week for a checkup. What a joke! You know our human pays this doctor lady to hurt us. Imagine that! She poked us, stuck things in unmentionable places and then she jammed us with a needle, not once but twice. It was awful. To top it all off, we were sick the next day. I told Scooter the doc was poisoning us, but he didn't believe me until he nearly died. Tammie had to run him back to the doctor to fix the poison.
I didn't go on that trip, but he told me all about it the next day when he started feeling better. It seems Doc had to give him a couple more shots to counteract the poison shots. Scooter is feeling better now. Doc even sent some wet food home with him. Guess that's supposed to make us forgive her. Didn't work, food was crap. Had to talk Tammie into getting out the good stuff. We only like Blue Buffalo
, it is awesome, better than human food. Keep that quiet too or there won't be any left for us. Tammie is too easy, she'd do anything for us. We've been giving her clues to buy us a water fountain
! I'll let you know when we get one!
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