Hey guys, I know you've been waiting for me to get back on this computer and chat. It's hard, I can't seem to find a time when it is on and no one else is using it. I keep walking back and forth in front of the monitor and jumping across the keyboard, but humans are just too slow to take the hint.
Scooter and I have been having a great time in the house. There are hard wood floors in the living room and dining room and they are the greatest thing. When we chase each other, our feet get going and then we don't move we just make this awesome scraping sound with our claws on the wood and then start sliding all over the place. It's especially fun to slip and slide on when Scooter and I are play fighting.
We do a lot of that. Mom gives us catnip in a mesh bag. Wow that stuff is so cool. It makes me feel funny. Scooter gets nasty though, he actually boxed me in the face and bit my cheek trying to get me to let go of the bag. Instead of getting another bag so I don't get beat up on, Mom just sits and laughs at us. She did get a little upset when I turned on Scooter and we were rolling around on the floor in a big ball with hair flying.
I think she likes Scooter better than me, but I just don't see how that's possible. Everyone knows I'm much more handsome and have a more outgoing personality. What's not to like? Her loss, I'll just get the catnip bag while she's smooching up Scooter. Hey if anyone wants to adopt me, just drop me a line here. I don't have too many needs...let's see, here's my list of requirements:
Kitty condo in front of a very large window
Stainless Steel water fountain, freshened daily
Blue Buffalo food
Dried Salmon flakes
Wilderness wet food with Lysine for my delicate eyes
NO DOGS
NO KIDS
NO CATS
Only ONE human (maybe two on approval only)
Toys, new one every other day (I get bored easily)
Catnip bag of my very own
Comfy couch and recliner for when I don't feel like laying on my condo
Giant sized kitty box with crystal litter and freshener (must be cleaned at least twice a day, I don't like stepping into a dirty pan. I mean really, would you? Can you imagine not being able to flush the toilet every time you use it? Seriously!)
No brushing
No eye cleaning (everyday really is she nuts-LEAVE ME ALONE)
NO De-clawing (don't you even think about it, I'll call the ASPCA and yes I do know how to use the phone-I'm typing on a computer aren't I?)
If I think of anything else, I'll let you know, but that will do for now. I look forward to hearing from you soon, I'm sick of sharing with Scooter, he spits all over the bag and now he's ripped it up. I have to get out of here. He's disgusting. Please respond SOON!
Thank you,
Koali, aka, the most gorgeous cat in all the world.
Scooter and I have been having a great time in the house. There are hard wood floors in the living room and dining room and they are the greatest thing. When we chase each other, our feet get going and then we don't move we just make this awesome scraping sound with our claws on the wood and then start sliding all over the place. It's especially fun to slip and slide on when Scooter and I are play fighting.
We do a lot of that. Mom gives us catnip in a mesh bag. Wow that stuff is so cool. It makes me feel funny. Scooter gets nasty though, he actually boxed me in the face and bit my cheek trying to get me to let go of the bag. Instead of getting another bag so I don't get beat up on, Mom just sits and laughs at us. She did get a little upset when I turned on Scooter and we were rolling around on the floor in a big ball with hair flying.
I think she likes Scooter better than me, but I just don't see how that's possible. Everyone knows I'm much more handsome and have a more outgoing personality. What's not to like? Her loss, I'll just get the catnip bag while she's smooching up Scooter. Hey if anyone wants to adopt me, just drop me a line here. I don't have too many needs...let's see, here's my list of requirements:
Kitty condo in front of a very large window
Stainless Steel water fountain, freshened daily
Blue Buffalo food
Dried Salmon flakes
Wilderness wet food with Lysine for my delicate eyes
NO DOGS
NO KIDS
NO CATS
Only ONE human (maybe two on approval only)
Toys, new one every other day (I get bored easily)
Catnip bag of my very own
Comfy couch and recliner for when I don't feel like laying on my condo
Giant sized kitty box with crystal litter and freshener (must be cleaned at least twice a day, I don't like stepping into a dirty pan. I mean really, would you? Can you imagine not being able to flush the toilet every time you use it? Seriously!)
No brushing
No eye cleaning (everyday really is she nuts-LEAVE ME ALONE)
NO De-clawing (don't you even think about it, I'll call the ASPCA and yes I do know how to use the phone-I'm typing on a computer aren't I?)
If I think of anything else, I'll let you know, but that will do for now. I look forward to hearing from you soon, I'm sick of sharing with Scooter, he spits all over the bag and now he's ripped it up. I have to get out of here. He's disgusting. Please respond SOON!
Thank you,
Koali, aka, the most gorgeous cat in all the world.
1 comment:
I will give you a home Koali! You would be loved and pampered!
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