If this wasn't a G-rated blog, I'd call her a nasty name. The thing is she encourages stupid Scooter to eat. What's up with that? It isn't fair and I just want it noted that I am protesting this treatment. If anyone wants to give a guy a warm cot and some food to eat; you've got my address. Okay, it's her address, but maybe your emails will wake her up to the fact that my bags are packed. I can find someone else that will appreciate me and my husky build. It's muscle, really!
Now I'm thinking that stupid, glorified cage outside with the cutesy little hammock things is not really for fun. She must be exercising us too! Some nerve. I won't go in it willingly again and if I do I'm just going to lay there and pout, unless that flag thing starts blowing again. I just can't resist that, I have to climb up and get it. It isn't fair. Again, I'm being manipulated against my will. HELP!
Look again at this fine physique, do I appear portly to you? I can't help Scooter is scrawny.
1 comment:
Well Koali, I would be glad to give you a new home, but I have three dogs that would probably think you were a snack. And, I think you're fine just the way you are; tell your mommy to quit starving you.
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